1 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,380 C'est quoi tout ce brouhaha ? 2 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,080 C'est un dîner d'entreprise. 3 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:28,460 Ils sont devenus incontrôlables avec lui 4 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:28,820 volumes. 5 00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:30,980 Quand rentreras-tu chez toi ? 6 00:02:31,420 --> 00:02:32,920 Votre fille et moi, vous nous manquez beaucoup. 7 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:33,180 moins. 8 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:35,280 Je ne sais pas quand nous reviendrons. 9 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:36,360 Passe-le-moi plus tard. 10 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,160 Nous devons faire une escale technique à Amsterdam, 11 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:40,060 donc je ne sais pas quand je reviendrai à Rome. 12 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,580 Votre fille veut vous parler. 13 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:43,560 Bonjour, papa. 14 00:02:43,940 --> 00:02:44,900 Bonjour chérie. 15 00:02:45,420 --> 00:02:46,020 Comment vas-tu? 16 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,400 À ton retour, pourrais-tu m'apporter un haut ? 17 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:50,240 Je me fiche du modèle. 18 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,600 Ne t'inquiète pas. 19 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,540 Embrasse maman. 20 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,060 Que voulaient-ils ? 21 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:57,740 Rien. 22 00:02:57,900 --> 00:02:58,120 Parce que? 23 00:02:58,880 --> 00:02:59,880 Tu es un cochon. 24 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:15,820 Ah, les femmes. 25 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:17,520 Ils sont tous pareils. 26 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,700 Juste parce qu'ils couchent avec toi, ils pensent qu'ils l'ont fait 27 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,320 le droit de te dire ce que tu dois 28 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,120 fais et, du coup, celui qui est ton 29 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,360 l'amant est jaloux de toi, comme si c'était le cas 30 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:25,780 ta femme 31 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,220 Regardez notre commandant. 32 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:30,620 Le connard typique qui ne comprend rien à la merde 33 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:31,020 des femmes. 34 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:32,820 A cinquante ans, le commandant d'Amsterdam 35 00:03:32,820 --> 00:03:32,920 est le meilleur. 36 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,900 Il se comporte comme un adolescent pillé pour attirer 37 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:36,940 l'attention de toute chaussure jeune et attrayante. 38 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,200 Tout le monde le considère comme un homme avec 39 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,080 de la chance, mais ce n'est qu'un enfant 40 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:44,120 grand, médiocre et pathétique, marié à une femme 41 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,000 insatisfaite, obligée de supporter sa pathétique médiocrité. 42 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:50,200 Tu peux me laisser un peu de fric ? 43 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,080 Et maintenant, que veux-tu ? 44 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:54,500 Je dois acheter une nouvelle paire de chaussures. 45 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:04,990 Tu ne pourrais pas m'en donner un peu plus ? 46 00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:07,550 Voulez-vous acheter des chaussures ou une voiture? 47 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:10,750 Tu es un idiot. 48 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,010 Jusqu'à la nuit. 49 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:18,930 Je ne comprends pas comment il y a des gars comme ça, qui 50 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:20,730 Ils pensent que la femme sera toujours là et 51 00:04:20,730 --> 00:04:22,490 ils ne font pas le moindre effort pour être 52 00:04:22,490 --> 00:04:23,230 bons maris 53 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:24,810 Bonjour, c'est moi. 54 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,220 Heureusement, je n'ai jamais eu de problème avec les dépenses 55 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:39,600 mon argent, surtout quand il s'agit de 56 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:40,880 Aidez la femme d'un ami. 57 00:04:41,420 --> 00:04:42,840 Ma philosophie est simple. 58 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,680 Si elle est heureuse, il le sera aussi. 59 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:46,560 même si vous ne le savez pas. 60 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,580 D'ailleurs, à quoi servons-nous messieurs si nous ne le faisons pas 61 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,660 Il s'agit de répondre aux besoins d'une femme. 62 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:52,980 besoin d'affection ? 63 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:57,320 Parfois je me demande si notre commandant 64 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,800 imagine tout ce dont sa femme est capable 65 00:05:58,800 --> 00:05:59,600 faire au lit. 66 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,980 Si je le savais, je lui serais fidèle jusqu'au bout. 67 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:05,320 la mort. 68 00:07:17,790 --> 00:07:19,030 Ah ! 69 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,130 Ah ! 70 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:25,770 Ah ! 71 00:07:32,710 --> 00:07:34,730 Ah ! 72 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:35,570 Ah ! 73 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:38,030 Ah ! 74 00:07:38,650 --> 00:07:38,750 Ah ! 75 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:38,850 Ah ! 76 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:42,070 Ah ! 77 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:50,350 Ah ! 78 00:07:50,830 --> 00:07:52,850 Ah ! 79 00:07:54,190 --> 00:07:56,210 Ah ! 80 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:57,310 Ah ! 81 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:13,190 Ah ! 82 00:08:18,370 --> 00:08:19,110 Ah ! 83 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:21,170 Ah ! 84 00:08:25,070 --> 00:08:25,810 Ah ! 85 00:08:26,090 --> 00:08:26,810 Ah ! 86 00:08:28,110 --> 00:08:28,330 Ah ! 87 00:08:28,610 --> 00:08:28,830 Ah ! 88 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:30,530 Ah ! 89 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:30,890 Ah ! 90 00:08:30,970 --> 00:08:31,710 Ah ! 91 00:08:32,950 --> 00:08:33,690 Ah ! 92 00:08:33,690 --> 00:08:34,130 Ah ! 93 00:08:35,090 --> 00:08:35,830 Ah ! 94 00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:35,930 Ah ! 95 00:08:36,530 --> 00:08:36,650 Ah ! 96 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:36,750 Ah ! 97 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:36,850 Ah ! 98 00:08:36,870 --> 00:08:36,970 Ah ! 99 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:37,070 Ah ! 100 00:08:38,549 --> 00:08:39,289 Ah ! 101 00:08:41,179 --> 00:08:42,120 Ah ! 102 00:08:54,260 --> 00:08:55,880 Ah ! 103 00:08:57,740 --> 00:08:58,920 Ah ! 104 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:00,620 Ah ! 105 00:09:00,980 --> 00:09:01,860 Ah ! 106 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:03,960 Ah ! 107 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,220 Ah ! 108 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:11,080 Ah ! 109 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:11,180 Ah ! 110 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:11,280 Ah ! 111 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,400 Ah ! 112 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,420 Ah ! 113 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:16,920 Ah ! 114 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,280 Ah ! 115 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:19,320 Ah ! 116 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:19,960 Ah ! 117 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:20,560 Oh! 118 00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:33,210 Non, non, non, 119 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:36,170 non, 120 00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:45,590 non, 121 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:54,570 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 122 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:54,670 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 123 00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:54,770 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 124 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:54,870 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 125 00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:54,970 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 126 00:10:54,970 --> 00:10:55,070 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 127 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:55,170 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 128 00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:55,270 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 129 00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:55,370 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 130 00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:55,470 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 131 00:10:55,470 --> 00:10:55,570 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 132 00:10:55,570 --> 00:10:55,670 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 133 00:10:55,670 --> 00:10:55,770 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 134 00:10:55,770 --> 00:11:05,950 non, non, non ah non 135 00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:32,020 non, oh 136 00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:39,060 ah, ah, 137 00:11:39,060 --> 00:11:46,000 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 138 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:55,480 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 139 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,760 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 140 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,280 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 141 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,360 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 142 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,120 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 143 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:01,220 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 144 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:01,320 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 145 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:01,420 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 146 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:01,520 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 147 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:01,620 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 148 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:01,720 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 149 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:01,820 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 150 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:04,200 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 151 00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:18,530 ah, 1 an 152 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:41,660 Non, non, 153 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,280 non, non, non, 154 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:54,080 non, 155 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:54,340 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 156 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:54,440 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 157 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:54,540 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 158 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:54,640 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 159 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:54,740 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 160 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:54,840 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 161 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:54,940 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 162 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:55,040 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 163 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:55,140 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 164 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:55,240 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 165 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:55,340 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 166 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:55,440 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 167 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:55,540 non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, 168 00:12:55,540 --> 00:13:23,460 non, non non, non, 169 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:24,320 non, non, non, non, non. 170 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:43,480 Depuis ce jour, la femme 171 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,920 le commandant et moi nous voyons si souvent 172 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:46,760 autant que possible. 173 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,340 Peut-être devrions-nous être reconnaissants que le commandant 174 00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:51,700 C'est un homme vraiment stupide parce qu'il n'a jamais 175 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,180 a attrapé 176 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:55,060 Et je ne pense pas que je pourrai un jour le faire. 177 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,700 Je peux vous garantir que, parmi toutes mes relations extraconjugales, 178 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,560 la femme du commandant est la plus chaude 179 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,660 et audacieux, depuis quand j'ai eu une aventure 180 00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:05,760 avec Adel, un de mes camarades de classe 181 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:09,660 fille, elle a renoncé à nos rencontres du soir avec 182 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:12,420 la condition de pouvoir s'espionner pendant qu'on baisait. 183 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:42,260 Du 184 00:15:42,260 --> 00:15:42,720 revenir. 185 00:15:58,650 --> 00:16:02,080 Donc. 186 00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:26,970 Donc. 187 00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:29,540 Donc. 188 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,340 Donc. 189 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,700 Donc. 190 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,480 Donc. 191 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:11,380 Donc. 192 00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:29,900 Donc. 193 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:30,840 Donc. 194 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,880 Donc. 195 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:41,060 Donc. 196 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:42,080 Donc. 197 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:43,520 Donc. 198 00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:47,680 Donc. 199 00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:50,260 Donc. 200 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,020 Donc. 201 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,100 Donc. 202 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:56,500 Donc. 203 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,100 Donc. 204 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,200 Donc. 205 00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:14,720 Donc. 206 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:21,500 Donc. 207 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,560 Ah ! 208 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:30,760 Ah ! 209 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:31,820 Ah ! 210 00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:33,080 Ah ! 211 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,300 Ah ! 212 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,580 Ah ! 213 00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:53,910 Ah ! 214 00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:54,850 Ah ! 215 00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:57,670 Ah ! 216 00:20:57,910 --> 00:20:58,250 Ah ! 217 00:20:58,850 --> 00:20:59,570 Ah ! 218 00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:00,350 Ah ! 219 00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:01,130 Ah ! 220 00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:01,910 Ah ! 221 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:02,010 Ah ! 222 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:02,590 Ah ! 223 00:21:02,590 --> 00:21:02,830 Ah ! 224 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:03,750 Ah ! 225 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:04,270 Ah ! 226 00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:04,370 Ah ! 227 00:21:04,370 --> 00:21:04,970 Ah ! 228 00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:05,670 Ah ! 229 00:21:05,670 --> 00:21:05,770 Ah ! 230 00:21:05,770 --> 00:21:05,870 Ah ! 231 00:21:05,870 --> 00:21:07,030 Ah ! 232 00:21:08,590 --> 00:21:09,910 Ah ! 233 00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:13,120 Ah ! 234 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:14,820 Ah ! 235 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,140 Ah ! 236 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:20,660 Ah ! 237 00:21:23,890 --> 00:21:24,590 Ah ! 238 00:21:24,590 --> 00:21:25,570 Ah ! 239 00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:27,530 Ah ! 240 00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:29,170 Je veux te baiser, Loa ! 241 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,760 Je pensais que je ne pourrais pas avoir plus de chance jusqu'à ce que 242 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,300 que j'ai rencontré Anita, une hôtesse de l'air 243 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,820 entreprise qui m'a mis du temps à convaincre 244 00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:08,700 pour accéder à mon attention. 245 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,240 Ça a blessé la femme de mon commandant 246 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,870 vraiment celui qui ne voulait pas faire de plan à trois. 247 00:22:16,890 --> 00:22:18,390 Alors ne bougez pas, s'il vous plaît. 248 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:32,460 Non, 249 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:51,800 Non. 250 00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:04,530 Ouais. 251 00:29:11,370 --> 00:29:15,230 Non, 252 00:29:27,930 --> 00:29:41,270 Non. 253 00:29:41,370 --> 00:29:42,010 Non non.